Naja, wer Hunde (oder waren es Katzen?) in der Mikrowelle trocknet, braucht halt eine etwas engmaschigere Betreuung im Alltag
Naja, wer Hunde (oder waren es Katzen?) in der Mikrowelle trocknet, braucht halt eine etwas engmaschigere Betreuung im Alltag
Das Schlimme ist ja, dass das mittlerweile hierüber schwappt. Wie war das mit der Frau, die im Hotel gegen eine Glastür gejoggt ist und dafür Schadensersatz bekommen hat?
Und mittlerweile hat das Hotel auf die Glastür ein Muster gedruckt, damit diese als "Glastür" erkannt wird!
Wohl war. Oder der Satz in der Bedienungsanleitung des Wohnmobils, dass man während der Fahrt bitte kein Kaffee kochen solle und dafür das Steuer verlässt...
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Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch
... meinst du das, Lava?Zitat von Wikipedia
Geändert von par (03.04.2013 um 18:20 Uhr)
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Okay, der ist gut
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Vodka Blues
2012 Darwin Award Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(10 April 2012) Washing trucks for a living is not a prestigious job but it does have perks, particularly for those who wash trucks for Beer Stores, a Canadian liquor store chain. The discovery of an onboard bottle of liquor can be considered a tipple-tip, can it not? And swigging free booze surely does make a menial job easier to swallow.
Which brings us to the deceased Darwin Award winner. Behind the driver's seat of a Beer Store truck, he discovered a vodka bottle full of blue liquid! Whether the deceased would have swallowed the liquid if it had been a suspicious shade of yellow, I do not know, but a suspicous shade of blue was deemed palatable. He immediately swigged from the bottle, which you have already realized contained windshield wiper fluid.
His taste buds and olfactory bulbs must have been on vacation. During the next two days, the man became sicker and sicker as he transferred the contents of the bottle to his circulatory system. He died in the hospital from methanol poisoning.
Subsequent to his death, a lawsuit against the parent company of Beer Stores deserves a Stella Award for stupid lawsuits. The company has been legally chastised and now forbids truck drivers from placing windshield wiper fluid in alcohol bottles.
Trippy trivia: In Russia and its former states, vodka is colored blue by smugglers.
Ich liebe die Darwin Awards!
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